i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone
"why didn’t you do your homework over the holidays?"
This is the best thing I’ve ever seen
jokes Americans won’t get
why wouldn’t americans get this post like we have buoys you know right???
didn’t u kno in america we call them MCDONALDS HAMBURGER OCEAN FLOATERS
Got called into work and now im fucking miserable.
It’s not even my home store. I don’t even know what I’m doing half of the time normally now I have to walk into this shit.
I’m basically having a panic attack
Beck was a real friend
I love him. He’s not proud. I was wrong. I was entirely wrong about him. I’ve been nonsensical. But he’s been a fool about, about Jane, about so many other things. But then, so have I. You see, he and I are…he and I are so similar. We’re both so stubborn. - Pride and Prejudice (2005)